Bert Goes Places
We all know Bert; his long nightly conversations with his buddy are legendary. But few of us know that Bert has a day-job as Internet trend watcher. Here we witness the trend watcher watching trends and occasionally having a good time.
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Bert went to
(and yes these are all links)
Minneapolis (IETF73)
Dubai (pending)
Moscow (RANS Forum)
India (August 08)
Dublin (pending)
Berlin (RIPE56)
Seoul (OECD08)
Vancouver (IETF70)
Kuala Lumpur (Sept 2007)
Chicago (IETF69)
Cambridge (Harvard)
Tallinn (RIPE54)
Prague (IETF68)
Bangkok (IntERLabs)
Sophia
Montreal(IETF66)
Istanbul(RIPE52)
Dallas (IETF65)
Albuquerque (Joint Techs)
Qatar (RIPE Regional Meeting)
LA, SF and Vancouver (PfP and IETF 64)
Amsterdam (RIPE51)
Paris (IETF63)
Stockholm (RIPE50)
Minneapolis(again, IETF62)
Kyoto (Apricot 2005)
Vienna (DomainPulse05)
Washington DC (IETF61)
SANE2004 in Amsterdam
Manchester (RIPE49)
San Diego CA (IETF60)
San Francisco (NANOG31)
Amsterdam (RIPE48)
Amsterdam (RIPE47)
Minneapolis (IETF58)
Amsterdam (RIPE46)
Vienna (IETF 57)
Barcelona (RIPE45)
New York
San Francisco (IETF56)
Taipei (Apricot 2003)
Amsterdam (RIPE44)
Paris (a course)
Atlanta (IETF55)
Rhodos (RIPE43)
Washington DC (Workshop)
Yokohama (IETF54)
Maastricht (SANE2002)
Amsterdam (RIPE42)
Minneapolis (IETF53)
Bangkok (Apricot 2002)
Bert goes places was inspired on the movie: "Amélie" or better "Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain" by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and the somewhat legendary 'Bert is Evil Site' (We are here to prove that Bert is a serious professional). All the images are ment as satirical parody on the industry, muppets and life in general. Only one picture on this site contains a superposition of Bert. A few pictures have been 'retouched' to remove body-parts of the secretary.
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Bert had a suit tailored in Bangkok:
Read all about how Crown Tailor made Bert a suit.
How Bert abused the Jon Postel Award and turned it into a fishbowl
Early April 2006, The IETF Nomcom appointed Bert as member of the IAB.
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:15:53-0500 From: Ralph Droms <rdroms@cisco.com> To: <ietf@ietf.org> Subject: Announcement of IAB member selection I am pleased to announce that the 2005-2006 NomCom selection and confirmation process to fill the IAB seat vacated by Pekka Nikander's resignation is complete. At this time, on behalf of the NomCom, the new member of the IAB is: Bert, Bert@secret-wg.org Bert will complete the remainder of Pekka's term. The Nomcom considered Bert's extensive travel and acquaintances with leaders and personalities around the world. Although there was question about Bert's technical accomplishments, his other experience will materially help the IAB with its representational duties. The NomCom was also concerned about Bert's willingness to contribute to IAB activities as Bert is usually a silent participant in public events. However, we note the eloquence and clarity of reasoning Bert demonstrated on video at IETF 65 in his congratulation to the IETF on its 20th anniversary. A further consideration is whether Bert would be able to serve a full term, as it has been rumored he is a candidate to replace Vint Cerf as chair of ICANN when Vint's term expires. His photograph count is approaching Vint's and he has accumulated a similar number of frequent flyer miles. Bert was not able to commit, but indicated he has not yet been offered the ICANN role. The NomCom joins the rest of the IETF community in thanking Bert for volunteering his valuable time and extraordinary skills to the IAB, the IETF comunity and the Internet. - Ralph Droms (chair), for the 2005-2006 IETF Nominating Committee April 1, 2006 _______________________________________________ Ietf mailing list Ietf@ietf.org https://www1.ietf.org/mailman/listinfo/ietf
Bert is happy that he contributed to
Merike Kaeo's Book